Milo and Tom (Global Warming)

- Milo, do ya know what I read about dat global warming?
- Go wan.
- De planet’s stopped warming up ten bleedin’ years ago.
- And I guess dat yar surprised?
- Well, didn’t I only see dat Al Gore film a few months back and all de politicians goin’on about it.
- Two words. Acid rain.
- What’s dat?
- Yar a bit young but dis isn’t de firsht time dat de planet was going to end.
- So is it all bull or wha’?
- Naw, I’d say dere’s sometin in de line of sometin goin on alright but I am pretty sure ‘tis not myself or yourshelf dat’s causing de problem.
- But, sure why are de politicians going crazy about it den?
- ‘Cause ‘tis easier to say sometin about tings ya can’t do a ting about dan tings dat ya can. Like all dem fish dat are nearly gone but we like ating or letting greedy feckers build deir ugly eshtates along de coashtline.
- Ya wouldn’t know who to believe dough any more. De world is full of bullshitters dese days.
- Yeah, but ‘twas never any different Tom.